Real Live Boyfriends: Yes. Boyfriends, Plural. If My Life - download pdf or read online

By E. Lockhart

ISBN-10: 038573428X

ISBN-13: 9780385734288

Ruby Oliver, the neurotic, hyperverbal heroine of the The Boyfriend checklist, The Boy booklet, and The Treasure Map of Boys, is back!  Ruby Oliver is in love. Or it'd be love, if Noel, her genuine reside boyfriend, may name her again. yet Noel turns out to have became a pod-robot lobotomy sufferer, and Ruby can’t determine why.Not purely is her romantic existence a shambles:Her dad is consuming not anything yet Cheetos,Her mother’s obtained a piglet head within the refrigerator,Hutch has long gone to Paris to play baguette air guitar,Gideon indicates up shirtless,And the pygmy goat Robespierre is not any support whatsoever. Will Ruby ever keep an eye on her panic attacks?Will she ever comprehend boys?Will she ever cease making lists?(No to that final one.) Roo has misplaced such a lot of her neighbors. She’s misplaced her real love, greater than as soon as. She’s misplaced her grandmother, her activity, her popularity, and doubtless her brain. yet she’s by no means misplaced her humorousness. The Ruby Oliver books are the list of her survival.

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Moving slowly, we snaked through and eventually stopped near a path that led up to an open grave with a coffin beside it. Grandma’s friends began to get out of their cars. All wearing black, they walked gingerly up the steep pathway. A few of them were crying. Others were chitchatting. I looked for Noel, Hutch and Meghan, but I couldn’t see them. That was probably for the best, since having Noel and Nora together would have made things even more awkward than they were. “I need to give my condolences to your parents,” said Nora.

We walked away as quickly as we possibly could, before bursting into smothered laughter at the bottom of the hill. ” whispered Nora. ” I snorted. “We are horrible people. ” “Probably. ” “You can’t call him Alvin,” said Nora. “You don’t even know him. You have to call him Mr. ” “I cried at his funeral. ” Nora paused. ” I burst out laughing. We got back into Nora’s car and drove around the cemetery. Whenever it seemed too quiet, or there was a pause in the conversation, one of us would say “Alvin Hyman Fudgewick” and we’d collapse into giggles.

That, I thought—that’s the trouble with me. I am. Because here’s what I was really thinking about during that whole conversation: Noel. Asthmatic, funny, scrawny Noel. He of the combat boots and the cross-country runs, the painting classes and music magazines. Friends with everyone, best friends with no one, secretive, beautiful, witty Noel. Long story short: I was crazy about him but he wasn’t speaking to me. We’d had one amazing kissing extravaganza, then an atrocious misunderstanding late in junior year, the result of various complicated debacles partly involving the fact that my best friend Nora liked him first and he was therefore officially off-limits to me—and partly involving the other fact that in the eyes of most people at Tate Prep, I am a famous slut.

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