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By Louise Rennison

ISBN-10: 0061459348

ISBN-13: 9780061459344

Time to gird the loins and pucker up.

Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! whilst Georgia embraced being the female friend of a Rock Legend/Luurve God, she notion that used to be the tip of her lovenosity woes. As ordinary, Georgia is the final to grasp what she is speaking approximately. Now there is the small subject of a snogging coincidence regarding her matey-type mate Dave the chortle and a few toasted newts in her undercrackers. Can Georgia lock up her pink backside and throw away the foremost?

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So, er, this is, like, later, isn’t it? Or something. ” Even though we were actually officially having the official ace gang meeting officially for me (as I had officially called it), I did feel quite sorry for Ellen. And also it has to be said it would be a bloody relief if she did get off with Declan. Then she would leave Dave the Laugh alone. Not that it was any of my business whether she left Dave the Laugh alone or not. I mean, he had a girlfriend, anyway. Probably. Unless he had told her about the accidental snogging and she was even now taking kickboxing lessons for when she next saw me.

I hoped he wasn’t turning into Mystic Meg as well in his old age. ” He went completely ballisticisimus. “Don’t be so bloody cheeky, this is an original sixties Mod shirt. I will probably wear it when I go clubbing. ” Dad had his head in the fridge and I could see his enormous leather-clad bum leering at me. I had an overwhelming urge to kick it, but I wasn’t whelmed because I knew he would probably ban me from going out for life. 25 I gave her my worst look and nodded over at the fridge. I needn’t have worried, though, because Dad had found a Popsicle in the freezer and was as thrilled as it is possible for a fat bloke in constraining leather trousers to be.

Her mum answered. “Hello Georgia, gosh you had a fabulous time camping, didn’t you? ” 42 “Good, I’ll just call Jas, dear. ” You couldn’t really write it, could you? If I wrote a book and I said, “I’ve got a mate who dusts her owls and follows greater toasted newts about,” people would say, “I’m not reading that sort of stupid exaggeration. Next thing you know, someone will say they went to a party dressed as a stuff ed olive. ” Hang on a minute, everything has gone a bit déjà vu-ish. Jas came on the phone.

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